Stolen Orbit

We build products people orbit.

Orbit stolen. Gravity earned.

Products

Four products. Each has one owner who makes the design calls, writes the code, runs the servers and reads the numbers.

  1. SkiMap running on iPhone

    SkiMap

    3D piste maps and run tracking for skiers and snowboarders.

    App Store ↗
  2. Bank AI running on iPhone

    Bank AI

    Every account in one place, with an assistant that reads them.

    EU and UK
  3. CalPod running on iPhone

    CalPod

    Calorie tracking you do alongside friends instead of alone.

    Health
  4. Holler running on iPhone

    Holler

    Turns a phone into a personal alarm you can trigger fast.

    Safety

How we work

The bet

Intelligence is being commoditized. Every model release makes raw thinking smarter and cheaper, and any product that is only a thin layer over it is heading toward a price of zero.

So we don't build wrappers. No analytics platform, no dashboard, no margin on someone else's model. Repackaged intelligence is worth what it will soon cost.

We build for gravity. A product with mass of its own — a habit, a record, a place in someone's day — holds its orbit even when the intelligence inside it is free.

That's the bet. We're making it with our own money.

Work with us

We don't run a hiring funnel. Send the best thing you've built and the thing you'd build here. You'll hear back from a person within the week.

Worth knowing: nobody will hand you a spec, and there's no one to pass a half-built thing to. The whole product is yours — including the part where it might not work. If that sounds like a bad week, this is the wrong company.

jobs@stolenorbit.com